Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

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    • Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

    Other man: Because.

    Man: Because why!?

    Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

    A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

    Why do nuns walk in groups?

    So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

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    • Yo mama so stupid.

    When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

    What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

    Spam.

    On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

    J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

    Guy: Oh, what is it?

    J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

    Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

    I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.

    Words that have "ho" in them:

    Thot

    Whore

    Asshole

    Horrible

    Horena (my ex gf)