Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*