What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Worst Jokes Ever
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
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Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
My sis a fat cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!