"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Yo mama is Dora.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
S, ss, slalom. A.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Toot and poop.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋