Worst Jokes Ever
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.