Worst Jokes Ever
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Biden 2020.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
Slit your wrists.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Sleep, but make it forever.