My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Worst Jokes Ever
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!