Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Your mom is ugly.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
A chicken is delicious.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.