Worst Jokes Ever
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Hi dude!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?