Worst Jokes Ever
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
89 cows = 0 cows.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Orphan
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Yeestt?