Worst Jokes Ever
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
My mom told me that drugs are my enemies... But Jesus said to love my enemies.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
The chicken is so fat.
You are short.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.