Worst Jokes Ever
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What’s the opposite of poo?
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Where is Australia?
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
You might think these jokes are plane.
doin (DYM 42)
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.