Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
trolololololloollllol
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.