Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
*insert a joke here*
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Rape jokes aren't funny.
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