Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
My mom died.