Worst Jokes Ever
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
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Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.