Worst Jokes Ever
What screams I’m insecure?
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Doin (DYM 11).
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.