Worst Jokes Ever
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
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I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
Need for seed.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
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Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
I hate wearing a mask in public.