Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.

Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?

Because he cheated at everything!

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.