Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
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Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.