Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
I like cats.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.