Worst Jokes Ever
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.