Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Laugh Now!
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
7000+ bats.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.