Worst Jokes Ever
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.