Worst Jokes Ever
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
I will pay someone to kill me.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
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