My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I always press the stop button to see you.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.