Worst Jokes Ever
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!