Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
Prince???
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Doin (DYM 16)?
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
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What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.