Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Worst Jokes Ever
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Your hairline.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...