Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
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Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you read this, you are gay.