Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.