Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Prince, are you there?

So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

"I love you with all my heart."