Worst Jokes Ever
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
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You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”