A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Worst Jokes Ever
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
More like your anus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?