Worst Jokes Ever
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Priest
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Little Johnny died.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.