Worst Jokes Ever
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I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
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American Communist Lawyers Union.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.