Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Yo Nan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.