Worst Jokes Ever

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...

I am gay.

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.