Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
My mom died.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
You should always be happy about family and love.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
kapteyn = captain
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.