Worst Jokes Ever
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.