Worst Jokes Ever
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
RIP Candace.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
in (DYM 71)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I love you, Tina!
Owo
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!