Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I blend children to make a good living.