Worst Jokes Ever

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

Mom!

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

I'm weird.

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.

"Prince, please talk to me!"

I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.