Worst Jokes Ever
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Doin (DYM 41).
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.