Worst Jokes Ever

Kyler, go on this one.

Why are orphans different from apples?

Apples get picked.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

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Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

Your (DYM 9).

Why do orphans come to me?

'Cause they have someone to call "father."