Worst Jokes Ever

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

Don't be scared of skeletons.

They don't have the guts for murder.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

"Princess, you there? :("

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.

It left him hanging.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

Doin (DYM 15).

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?