Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the comments.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Chicken
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Eshay.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Amogus.