Worst Jokes Ever

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Sad life goes, joke mom.

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Prince, are you there?

So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.