Worst Jokes Ever
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Your mom is ugly.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?