Worst Jokes Ever
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Haha, you just saw sex!