Worst Jokes Ever
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Prom (DYM 85).
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
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What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-