Worst Jokes Ever
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Prince, can we please chat?
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Mom!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I'm weird.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.