Worst Jokes Ever
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Know (DYM 54).
I suffered The Great Depression.
da baby
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Orphan joke protest idea.
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.