Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Worst Jokes Ever
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Yo Nan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!