Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Your mom.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Yours!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
