Worst Jokes Ever
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I have a girlfriend.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?
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