Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
You stink!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.