Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

The (DYM 103).

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Why does the orphan hate family jokes?

Cus it doesn't have one.

I'm horny and gay.