Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
First (DYM 68).
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Cause I am Batman!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
