Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.