Worst Jokes Ever
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
John, I like your cut, G.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
But (DYM 87).
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.