Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Worst Jokes Ever
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
in (DYM 71)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I love you, Tina!
Owo
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
