This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
It's cavers.
I got one of those.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Josh is chubby.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
