Worst Jokes Ever
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?
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Are in the next post.
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Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. ππββοΈ
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
and (DYM 116)
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)