What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Her (DYM 88).
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
