When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
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Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
an (DYM 83)
