Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.