Worst Jokes Ever
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I like balls.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
I like dick.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!