What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
Worst Jokes Ever
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
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Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
