You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
The rain is my tears.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Hi izz.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
