Worst Jokes Ever
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.