Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.