Worst Jokes Ever

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Men.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"