Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, โ€œBeware of the dog!โ€

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?

What is going on here?

Breakfast! ๐Ÿ˜‚

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

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  • When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

    Knock knock.

    Whoโ€™s there?

    Dragginโ€™.

    Dragginโ€™ who?

    Dragginโ€™ these balls around yoโ€™ face.

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  • What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

    The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

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