Worst Jokes Ever
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.