Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
