Worst Jokes Ever
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
How do you get away with rape?
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Banana bread is cute.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Ganesha is an elephant.
Hanuman is a monkey.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.