Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.