Worst Jokes Ever
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."