Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Kaas.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump, just why?
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
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To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
