Worst Jokes Ever
Googoogaga.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
Penaldo song π΅π΅π΅
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? π (Itβs all about how you pronounce the end.)
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.