Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Worst Jokes Ever
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
