Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.