Worst Jokes Ever

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

Sans Undertale.

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!

"Know, know how there."

"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.

Please folks, you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost.

Anyways,

Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.