Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.