Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Worst Jokes Ever
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
